Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:
- Blink 182
- Green Day
- Fall Out Boy
- My Chemical Romance
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
listening to my vinyl
This is what I do when I’m bored, dress up.
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
I don’t usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, and this girl does that a lot. But I don’t know what it is about her. When she does it, I don’t mind. I just look right back at her.
Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops